ADS @ SHIT STIR CO
Ad packs. Not a marketing department.
We make the ads. You post them. Every pack is a monthly subscription. Higher price means more files and more structure — not that we run your account. Email ads@shitstirco.com.
Four packs. Same job. Different volume.
Every pack is stills + copy + angles in a folder, billed every month. You publish. Ember is the floor. Spark / Heat / Full fire buy more ads and a tighter month map. Each example is a different shop so you can see the volume.
Ember
Every month. Small file drop.
3 ads. 1 angle. No calendar.
Example: Fourth Iron gym
- 3 stills (feed square, story/vertical, spare)
- 3 headlines
- 1 ad angle
- 1 caption + CTA
- Folder of files
Spark
Every month. A week of files, on repeat.
More ads. Still no posting.
Example: Needle Left tattoo
- 5 stills sized for feed + story
- 5 headlines
- 3 ad angles
- Primary text + CTA
Heat
Every month. Campaign structure in a folder.
More ads plus a simple map.
Example: Bay Three shop
- 12 stills (square, vertical, story)
- 12 headlines
- 6 angles
- 3 primary-text options
- 3 captions
Full fire
Every month. Files + one revision.
Most ads. Most structure. Still files only.
Example: Side Counter coffee
- 20 stills across placements
- Copy kit: hooks, bodies, CTAs
- 10 angles
- Suggested story / carousel order
- One revision pass on the files
Samples for every pack.
Four fictional shops. Same watermark. Paid files drop SAMPLE and take color from their logo. Open a pack to see the full month volume.
Fourth Iron gym
Open the Ember month
Example image — your pack uses your real photos
Needle Left tattoo
Open the Spark month
Example image — your pack uses your real photos
Bay Three shop
Open the Heat month
Example image — your pack uses your real photos
Side Counter coffee
Open the Full fire month
Example image — your pack uses your real photos
Staff shirts are separate.
The monthly pack is files only. Uniforms are a one-time quote from headcount — print after you lock it, reorder when you need more. Not on the ads bill.
What you get.
The stills and copy are AI-generated — built from your real logo, photos, and offer, not stock photos of strangers.
Stills
Photo+type and type-on-dark. Square, vertical, story. Colors come from their logo. No stock-smile people.
Copy
Headlines, primary text, captions, CTAs. Slightly spicy. Slightly funny. Built to get a tap.
Structure
Angles and suggested order so they know what to post. We still do not post it.
Sample angles.
Real hooks. Swap the trade, keep the spine. This is what lands in the folder.
Gym
You paid for January. It’s April.
Dusty membership. First class this week if they actually walk in.
Bar / kitchen
Your couch isn’t pouring this.
Tonight’s plate, the hours, the patio. A photo they took, not a stock smile.
Shop / garage
That noise isn’t getting cheaper.
Book the bay before the week fills. Real truck. Real number. No ‘trusted since.’
Chair / salon
Walk-in means wait.
Same cut they already get — on time. Book the chair.
Retail
It’s not sold out. You just didn’t look.
This week’s drop. Hours. The thing people already ask for at the counter.
Home service
You already know who you’d call.
Call them first. Same-week slot. After the leak is a worse ad than before it.
Venue
Someone has to pick the place.
Private room, the menu, the number. Make the group chat easy to forward.
Local, period
The chain has a billboard. You have regulars.
Name the one thing only this place does. That is the ad.
WHO THIS IS FOR
Bars, gyms, shops, and anyone with a voice.
If the public ads look like everyone else on the block, we can write ones that do not. Not for brands that want someone else to run the account. Write ads@shitstirco.com.